I’ve been watching this nail-biter of a game between Villanova and UConn, and during one of the time-outs, a commercial came on that gave me an idea of how I can make some money when I retire.
Here is the commercial:
So I thought if Flo’s sister is willing to have Flo come to her house to talk insurance as a way to put her baby to sleep, then she would probably pay a premium to have someone come to her house to talk about accounting. It’s quicker, and would be essentially 100% foolproof.
I never knew such a job might exist.
But if I look back over my teaching career, it’s a role I’ve worked on and perfected for over 35 years.
And I’ve probably got thousands of references; just ask any of my former students.
Maybe that’s whom I should reach out to as a way to build my business…
*image from All TV Spots
P.S. game update: Nova lost by two… π¦
Maybe you could offer a family rate for multiple kids⦠or adults since they have more sleep issues than kids do.
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wow – you are giving me all sorts of ideas!
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I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately. Why don’t you make a few videos? I’m sure those will go viral and you won’t even have to leave your house!
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another wonderful idea – I need to hire my fellow bloggers for marketing advice!
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Hmmm….that may just work. You could get that beach house quicker than you think!
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maybe I could specialize in helping families who are on a beach vacation…
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Oh darn, poor Villanova. I have another idea. Give an accounting pep talk to Villanova’s next opponent.
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That is a very good idea! Though I feel bad for their opponents!
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They’d never stand a chance. Villanova would become national champions.
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it would be the latest in psychological warfare!
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I could become Nova’s secret weapon!
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Yes, a real “credit” to their sports program.
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and hopefully not a liability…
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Aren’t liabilities recorded on the credit side?
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indeed they are, but so is revenue…
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I should know better than to argue debits and credits with an accounting professor.
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I should have you tutor my students!
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I’m a little unbalanced. Are unbalanced people allowed to tutor accounting students?
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I could let you focus on teaching about assets; I’ll find someone else to teach about liabilities and equity…
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That’s a capital idea!
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Sorry – I think I just nodded off.
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no need to apologize; I’m used to it… π
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The potentials for this skill are endless. It could be a secret weapon to be unleashed on an unsuspecting world.
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Maybe I should send a clip of one of my lectures to the CIA…
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Could be a nice side hustle
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that’s all I’m looking for π
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I still remember your video of when you went to sleep. You could charge a pay-per-view.
I’m a big fan of most of these Progressive ads with Flo and Jaime and the rest of the crew.
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that video could be used as a promo – showing that it is so powerful that I can put myself to sleep while watching videos of myself.
I also enjoy the Progressive ads.
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you could be a contender!
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I could call myself a sleep consultant…
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a highly-rated specialist in your field
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it’s all about selling yourself…
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We won’t make any money doing live performances. We need to cut a CD and offer it on Amazon. We could call them “educational lullabies”.
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great idea – I could share my gift with so many more people! π
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π€π€π€ Sorry, did someone say something?
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sorry to disturb you; you can go back to sleep…
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Hi Jim, My son asked me how he should start writing a blog post for a Uni assignment. The post is about climate change. I said that my blogging friend, Jim, writes about articles he reads and his format would be useful to consider. I found this post which was perfect for my purpose. I will up you and offer to read to babies about IFRS.
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that’s exciting about your son; if he starts writing a blog, please share his web site.
and reading about IFRS would be tough to compete with; perhaps the market is big enough for the two of us π
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I have the female insomnia cure market all sewn up already.
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ZZZzzzz….
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You need more puns?
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πΆπ€! Not exactly the point I was trying to make, smartie.
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puns would keep me awake…
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we could divide and conquer…
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Pfttt!!
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Haha, that is so funny! But to babies it’s all just noise.
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maybe it’s my tone of voice that does the trick…
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YouTube has a lot of Sleep Talkers. You could start your own channel. I’d listen.
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between my cat video and these sleep talking videos, I could make a fortune π
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Hahaha I agree, this is a great career plan b or when you retire lol my husband’s new thing to put me to sleep is explaining how wordle strategy for every single puzzle he solves lol I’m beginning to think he just likes to hear himself talk lol
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*his wordle strategy
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uh oh. I do the same thing as your husband π
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Hahaha! Hubby is a math and spreadsheet kinda guy. He has put me to sleep often. I always love watching Flo.
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your hubby sounds like my kind of guy. and the Flo ads are always good for a laugh..
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You two would hit it off, big time… and I would tip-toe away lest I fall asleep. π Go, Flo!
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Not everyone needs an accountant, but everyone does need sleep.
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so the market is huge!
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Exactly!
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ha ha, nice one James!
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