Four weeks ago, I broke both my wrists.
A week later, I had surgery on both of them.
Last week, I started physical therapy.
And today, for the first time in four weeks, I was able to get completely dressed all by myself.
My wife, a pre-k teacher, quickly put an end to my bragging and strutting by saying her four-year-olds can also get dressed all by themselves.
Not to be outdone by a four-year old, the only response I could come up with was, “Yea, but can they shave by themselves?”