I received the following email today:
The University of Pennsylvania has an opening for a Research Track Associate and/or Full Professor Division of GI, Hepatology and Nutrition in their Philadelphia, PA location. We thought you might be interested in this opportunity. To explore this further you’ll find more details and the application instructions on the job details page below.
It is a job that I am completely unsuited for, but if they think I might be interested, I may have to check it out, especially if it involves a pay raise.
It would make for an interesting interview.
Interviewer: What do you know about the University of Pennsylvania?
Me: The Palestra is the greatest place to play college basketball in the country.
Interviewer: Tell me about your approach to teaching nutrition.
Me: Anyone in my class who does not become a vegan gets an F. Vegans get an A.
Interviewer: So tell me where your writing has been focused lately.
Interviewer: awkward silence
Me: taking advantage of the lull in the conversation, I use my phone to check my WordPress stats
Interviewer: OK, we will be in touch. Do you have any questions?
Me: Could you tell me what Hepatology is?
*image from The Daily Pennsylvanian