Philadelphia radio station PHYL (99.99) started its Memorial Day countdown of the top 500 rock songs on Thanksgiving Day.
The move appears to be in response to a decision by its closest competitor, station WAQW (100.00), which began playing Christmas music on July 4.
Bruce Turley, station manager at PHYL, had plans to begin broadcasting Christmas music the day after Labor Day, but was upstaged by WAQW.
“Not only is there a certain prestige associated with being the first local station to begin playing holiday music, but it’s also a bonanza for our ad team since they can start selling Christmas-related ad space before anyone else. ”
Turley is suspicious about the departure of program manager Bill Tomlinson back in mid-June to join WAQW.
“Tomlinson knew all about our plans to start playing Christmas music right after Labor Day. It seems to be more than a coincidence that he left PHYL and three weeks later WAQW is playing ‘Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer’ and ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’. Let’s get real; the temperature hit 95 degrees on July 4.”
Turley is hoping to get companies locked in for ads related to high school graduation, Fathers’ Day, and Coppertone before his competition.
Asked if he thought Thanksgiving was a little early to be advertising for such events and products, Turley responded, “I know Memorial Day is still six months away, but there’s no way WAQW is beating us again. Plus, COVID has thrown off everyone’s schedule. No one knows what day of the week it is, let alone what time of the year it is.”
On a related note, the band KISS and singer-songwriter Barry Manilow have contacted PHYL to see what they can do to place high in the Memorial Day 500 countdown.
P.S. This post is in response to a challenge from a fellow blogger, Chel Owens, who suggested I write an Onion-like post after I had written a post saying how I would give up my day job if I got a job writing for The Onion…
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LOL! Good job! But where is the part about the long necked singing hippo?
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she could make the top 500!
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Yes I bet she could! 🙂
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Yes, well, as a former broadcaster I know that no radio station has call letters that begin with a “P.” They either start with a “K” (mostly west of the Mississippi), or a “W” (east of the Mississippi).
Funny story though, and I’ll admit you had me scratching my head from start to end.
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I read that as part of putting the post together, but I didn’t want to use a real radio station, and all the good ones were taken (WPHL, WFIL). I then tried to use call letters that no station had, but it was hard to find one (WKZQ, WZRX). So that’s when I made one up for Philly, and just went with the other one. There is at least one exception to those call letters – the most popular news radio station in Philly is KYW.
Is there any reason for the K and W letters for west or east?
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Alright, here’s a history lesson:
Back in 1912 an international conference was held about a new thing called radiotelegraphs. They decided to assign specific letters to identify each country’s radio signals. The USA was given the letters W, K, N, and A. The N and A were for military use, and the W and K for commercial use. The W was for stations east of the Mississippi, and the K for stations west of that great river. However, there were already some radiotelegraph stations east of the Mississippi that started with a K, and they were grandfathered in.
In fact, the very first radio station, that broadcast audio in our country is KDKA, in Pittsburgh.
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thank you for that history lesson, and for that fun fact about KDKA. I guess that’s how KYW got its call letters…
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Lol that ending!
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thanks!
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I have read The Onion before. Do you have any favorite spoofs that you remember off the top of your head?
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none stick out, but there are many that I have laughed out loud to…
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so funny! having been in the business of entertainment pr and promotion, nothing would surprise me, though. you would be a great onion writer.
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I’m surprised there isn’t a radio station that plays Christmas music all year!
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I’m sure there are some on Sirius
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that’s true…
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That closing really pushed it over the top. This read with a beautiful deadpan realism and seemed highly believable. My favorite detail though is the “closest competitor” dial frequencies. That is hilarious!
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thanks for notcing that detail!
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Well you fooled me. I am glad you clarified because I was beginning to think that people, especially certain American radio stations were losing it. Great blog.
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thanks, Jennifer! It still doesn’t mean there aren’t people losing it 🙂
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Good one! It was very believable until you gave us the reality at the end, but the little clues you dropped along the way are very clever 😊
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thanks, Clive. It was fun to write. I can’t imagine having to come up with several of those per day…
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I suspect the Onion has a bunch of writers doing it…
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I am sure they do – must be a fun, but a bit of a stressful job…
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Like anything in that field, there must be pressure to deliver. If it were me, the Onion would make me cry…
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maybe you should wear goggles when you read it, like my wife does when she cuts up onions… 🙂
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Does she complete the outfit with a flying helmet, to protect against stray slices?
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I’ll suggest that to her – from a different room… 🙂
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😂
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Ah bummer, all fake! I had half my response already written in my head. I think in honor of your post, I’ll play some patriotic fourth of July songs today.
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Maybe watch Yankee Doodle Dandy while you’re at it 🙂
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Wow July! That’s early! When I used to work in retail I hated holiday music – could not stand it! But now I feel like I play it soon as thanksgiving is over (Canadian Thanksgiving) and I even move some of my holiday faves into regular non-holiday playlists too 😊😍 can’t get enough of that fluffy, joyous holiday spirit!! ❤️💕🎄🎉
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I love this! Of course everyone knows the best music came from Philly. Yes, I was glued to American Bandstand as a teenager.
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I would watch it occasionally, since my sisters would have it on!
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😀
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Good one Jim! You had me fooled.😊
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I guess that means I’m good at lying… 🙂
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Our sometimes zany world in radio’s nutshell. Notice that I tried to avoid “nut house.”
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🙂
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