It happened again.
Somebody, somewhere in the world made a decision they may soon regret. He or she decided to follow my blog, and in so doing, became follower number 2,000 of Bordenโs Blather.
I wrote a post last November about how it was kind of a letdown when I finally reached 1,000 followers, and this time it’s no different.
And while it didn’t take as long to add the second 1,000 followers as it did to get the first 1,000, I am living proof that the number of followers doesn’t seem to matter. Despite the increased number of followers, the number of daily views of my blog has been declining for the past three to four months.
What does matter, and what many people have told me over the years, is the amount of engagement.
And thanks to so many wonderful readers, the number of likes and comments has continued to increase or at least hold steady over the past few months.
So a big thank you to all of you for taking the time to read my daily blather and to share your thoughts.
And as a token of my appreciation, I thought I would offer some free advice as to how you too can get 2,000 followers.
First, you start with 1,000…, and then you just buy a few more each day…
WooHoo! Great job hitting 2000!
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thank you! it’s amazing what paying $10 to have someone follow you can do; it works the same way with my friends ๐
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I have more followers than I have before, and my views have been all over the place, and so have the likes, but they go down with every person that becomes a follower, and I think that makes no sense, but that’s how it seems to work.
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yes, the stats are sometimes hard to figure out what’s going on…
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I think i get it. your followers go up, but they’re also finding other things they like too and suddenly their reader has a ton of stuff in it. it also appears to be some type of etiquitte that I didn’t understand, that when you follow someone, they start following you. Then I guess their reader becomes inundated with new thngs to read and if you stop to read one, 12 new things have become available to read. It could be that, or could just be that people are skimming in said reader (which now oddly lets you see almost the whole post IN the reader) and not actually coming by and reading.
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I’ll be willing to sell you some of my followers, who shall remain nameless. How much do you pay?
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Followers who shall remain nameless? Hmmm….you canโt sell me, sorry! I am already a follower. ๐
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Maybe you could follow him twice.
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Heyyy you mean it really was me you were talking about? …mmm…!! You dummkopf!
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No, no, it wasn’t you. No, not at all. But I am a little curious what I could sell y-I mean some of my followers, for.
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Smart aleck!
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I’m thinking of a new program for new followers; for every head smack they post, I’ll pay them 50 cents…
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Well, I’m acting as the agent for one of your followers, and as such, I get a 25% cut of that 50 cents.
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you’re selling yourself cheap…
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Sigh, I always do. I guess I need an agent for agents.
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perhaps the person you are representing could represent you…
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Hmm, sounds a little like a Ponzi scheme. I’m in.
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as long as you’re in early, you’ll be ok…
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Agents steal your money, thats why I didn’t hire any!
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You didn’t? Damn.
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Are you sad now? ๐ฆ
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he’s sad that you missed out on a business opportunity…
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How was it an opportunity for me?? You only were paying NEW followers for head smacks! In spite of the fact that I think I am the one who made the “head smack” famous! ๐
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if you had an agent, you could have gotten a copyright on the head smack; think how rich you would be…
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Dang! Where was Tippy when I needed him!
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exactly…
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Yes. I’d better go read my book.
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I hope it makes you happy. It made me happy. ๐
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Well that’s very nice of you to say. Okay, I take back all the mean things I’ve said about you. Which aren’t many. Hardly enough to count.
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…mmm…!!
How kind of you!
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maybe you could be an agent in return…
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Ummm …wait a minute! I protest that! It should not just be for.new followers. But if you want to pay them 50 cents that is fine as long as you pay, cerrtain other, loyal, long term followers a Dollar per head smack!
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are you trying to bankrupt me? How will I ever buy you a beach house?
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Haha! You have had a lot of time!
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I just found out you wanted a beach house a few months ago…
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It seems longer than that! Hurry up! If you weren’t paying your new followers you probably would have the money!
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given how much I paid for followers, I could have nough a whole block of beachfront houses…
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that’s fine with me…
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can you set up a new wordpress account, and follow me with that one too?
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Will I get paid then?
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you get paid for every 100 new followers you bring in…
it’s a big pyramid scheme…
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I’d like to see some data on whom you are offering up for sale before I pay cold hard cash…
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I don’t do data.
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I guess I’ll have to take your word that they would be true and loyal followers…
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Uh, ahem, ehhh, yeah, yes, that’s right.
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That sounds so convincing!
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You think so?
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ok. deal. I’vesent you some bitcoin. Its value was $5,000 when I sent it you, but don’t be surprised if it’s down to zero by the time you get it…
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Got it. Okay, according to the latest market data, it ain’t even worth 2 bits. But I’ll hang onto it. Who knows, tomorrow it could be up to a million.
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that’s the fun of bitcoin; easy come, easy go…
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Yeah, about as fun as riding a roller coaster without a seatbelt.
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and then suing when you get hurt…
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I bet you gained 2000 followers because George Clooney recommended your blog after that group photo you took. ๐
Congrats! And if you are paying each follower, where is my money?
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I only started paying people once I reached 1,000. You are one of the “pre-1000”, so no money for you.
And I didn’t even have to ask George to do that…
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No fair! ๐
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wearing glasses since 4th grade wasn’t fair either, but I’m just about over it. so be patient…
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Pftttt!
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Iโm speechless because down here at about 200, I canโt imagine 2000. But then again I donโt really work at it either.
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it took me four and a half years to get to 50 followers! Eventually, all those bots and spammers out there finally found my blog…
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Well I guess I have a long way to go. Good thing it is something that I enjoy.
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same here…
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I haven’t hit my first thousand yet, but I am followed by a lot of great bots, as well as some real people.
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the bots and spammers are a wonderful addition to my list of followers…
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Great advice!
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Congratulations, Jim. 2,000 is a ton of followers. Here’s to the next thousand and more.
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thanks, John.
I just wish I had thought of that ton of followers line…
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Well, once again all that certainly rings a bell. I remember getting to one thousand and being rather pleased with myself, but this didnโt last. I started to realise that I had only a very small handful of followers who really engaged with me via the blog. It has taken almost as long to rise to 1250 followers, and test I still have only a couple of engagers. One is very special, lives in Italy, has collaborated with me on writing a wine book, and I have reciprocated by helping her with a business plan for setting up a wine and culture association. Rare indeed.
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๐ Jim, I am hoping that you do not run out of money when you have reached 3000 followers.
As you have stated in your blog post, it is all about the engagement.
Do enjoy the rest of your day!
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thanks, Renard. I’m sure I’ll pick up a few more spammers and bots along the way…
Ihope you have a great day as well!
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The least I can do is show up every day. You’ve got the hard partโthinking of something to write each day. When was your first blog post?
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thanks, Pete!
My first post was January 1, 2015.
It took me four and a half years to get 50 followers…
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Then I don’t feel so awful. I have been blogging for over two years, and I still haven’t hit 500 followers. Like you, the number that matters to me is engagement. I like talking to people. I look at some blogs with something like 4,000 “followers,” but then they may only have four comments on their posts. The point of blogging to me is to exchange ideas and thoughts with others.
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you have one of the most engaged set of followers that I have seen, so you must be doing something right!
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You should consider buying your followers in bulk for cost savings. I have had the same number of followers forever, but I try not to notice. It never works, but I try. Although many of my followers are not engaged, there are some who are consistent and super-supportive. Always enough to keep me motivated and hopeful. By the way, did you mail that check like you promised?….๐
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If I win the lottery, I plan to buy a million followers…
and your check is in the mail…
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Congratulations on your milestone! I lag quite a way behind you, but have some of the same thoughts about lack of engagement by a lot of them. I guess when youโre a bot itโs hard to write real words for a comment – many of mine seem to be like that, anywayโฆ
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thanks, Clive!
yes, bots and spammers. and then there’s the silent majority…
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YVW.
Out of interest I just looked back over my twenty newest followers. Total who have interacted with me since following: two. Possibly slightly higher than I was expecting, if Iโm honestโฆ
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I may have to check that as well; I would be happy with 10% higher engagement…
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I was surprised at 10% – it doesnโt feel like that. Iโd be interested in what response youโve been getting – there could be a blog post in it for youโฆ
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good suggestion on the blog post idea…
getting ready to watch the fooball match – Good Luck to England!
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Will be good to see it if you do.
Thanks! 4 minutes to kick offโฆ
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Congratulations! Still working on my 400. Am I not paying enough?
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I have to not only pay my followers to follow me, but to also refrain from posting their true thoughts about any of my blog posts ๐
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I think this calls for a reunion! lots of jello molds and questionable salads
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I’m always up for some jello molds and questionable salads!
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Who isnโt?)
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I pick up three or four new followers each day, but it never seems to have any bearing on the number of page views, like or comments I receive. Many of the followers are suspect. They look like they’re just trying to sell some random product and think by following my blog, I’ll check out theirs, which I do.
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I rarely check out who follows me. I usually start following someone after they’ve left a few comments on my blog, and their blog looks interesting… I figure that passes the legitimacy test…
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Congratulations! That’s a mighty fine number.
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thanks, Norah!
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Congratulations Jim! As for me, I never considered offering signing bonuses for my followers. Being a pensioner now means my cash flow will slowly dry up over the coming years. Perhaps I can get followers to pay me . . . until they all disappear!
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thanks, Richard. I wouldn’t ever consider buying followers as well. seems like they would add no engagement to the blog. I’ll be retiring in a few years, so maybe I can get my followers to support me at that time ๐
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Congrats, Jim another milestone…I think followers come and go and guessing some are bots I always thank people for following my blog although many don’t have anything but a gravatar with no image and no links to a blog which means then I can’t or I have noticed many have the same stock image either male or female maybe they are clones ๐ x
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thanks, Carol! Yes, I am sure there are far number of bots and spammers in my followers list. Why they do so is beyond me…
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Congrats on hitting another metric, although you have a wonderful Blog no matter what that number means. “Followers” is such a funny term to me. Maybe it would be less amusing if I had a bunch of them!
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thanks, Geoff. yes, teh word follower almost seems cult like…
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Congrats on the milestone.
Also damn, thatโs some valuable advice. Whenโs the entire blogging course dropping?
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thanks; and that is the entire blogging course – just $97…
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Congratulations on the followers! Unfortunately, your engagement does fluctuate when you grow and it kind of sucks but hopefully it will pick back up soon. Mine was down for the last two months which was a bummer but life goes on I guess. That’s some solid advice on gaining followers- that’s how I got mine ๐
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thanks, Pooja! hopefully my numbers start to creep back up…
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I’m sure they will soon ๐
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fingers crossed!
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Congrats on reaching 2000!
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thank you!
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I love that you count your followers. I’m lucky if I even check my book sales lol ๐
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if I had a published book, I’d be checking my sales every five minutes!
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THIS I KNOW! LOLOL
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Congrats and thanks for the tip. How much do you pay for followers cos I just did. ๐
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I paid with blood, sweat, and tears. and time. lots of time…
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Knew something was coming lol. But I wonโt unfollow because B, s, t, and t are invaluable. ๐โ๐พ
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Very good read!! I think a lot of us have these problems. Lol
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thanks, Kimberlee!
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Jim. I am amazed at all of the responses you are getting to your posts. That is absolurely great, and I am jealous!
I have been writing on my WordPress Blog for over four years but still only have a little over 100 followers, and rarely if ever get any comments on my posts. I love the interaction when I do get some.
I have the free copy of WordPress. Do you have any idea what the major reason might be why your blog has generated so many followers, and in particular, why you seem to get so much discussion for your posts?
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Hi Pearl, I know the feeling. After four years I only had 50 followers, and my posts average less than one comment or like.
Around that time I did a few things, that may have led to the increase n followers and engagement:
1. I switched from wordpress.org to wordpress.com, and it just seemed like a more welcoming community
2. I started becoming a more engaged member of the WordPress community by following and commenting on a greater number of blogs. I think at the peak I was following over 120 blogs. Many of the people I followed and commented on returned the favor.
3. a small handful of my followers enjoy trading wisecracks and puns back and forth on each other’s blogs, often leading to a large number of comments. such comments make blogging fun.
4. I spend a lot more time on blogging now compared to my first few years. Between writing my own blog, reading others, and commenting and replying, it’s over two hours per day.
Hope this helps!
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Well, that gives me great hope. I have been using that Reader functionality to identify other bloggers who have similar interests, such as you, and I am Liking lots of stuff, and making a lot of comments. Besides your feedback, which is greatly appreciated, I have already gotten at least a dozen new followers in just the past few days. So I seem to finally be on the right track.
By the way, as you might be able to tell by my “tree falling in the woods” comment, I like to have fun on this blog, and on Facebook, as well.
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that’s great about picking up so many followers in just a couple of days. and yes, it is fun to come up with a clever comment. I get lucky maybe one out of every 100 that I make ๐
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By the way, I have been using WordPress.com from the beginning, so at least I seem to have gotten that right !
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it took me a while to figure that one out!
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I’m a little late to the party and I’m just finding time to catch up now but congrats, Jim!! ๐
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thank you, bossybabe!
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