I usually resort to writing a few six-word stories or haikus when I can’t think of anything to write about.
Well, that is certainly the case tonight, with less than 30 minutes to go before the day is over, it’s time to resort.
But I thought I’d mix things up a little, literally, by doing one of each.
Six-Word Story
For sale. Toilet paper. Gently used.
(in homage to perhaps the most famous six-word story: For Sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.)
Haiku
Just five syllables
Followed by seven, then five
How hard can it be
Another day, another post…
*image from MarketWatch
Haha. Good one Jim!
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thanks, Shelley. that’s what happens when you’re up against a deadline and you’ve got nothing…
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Somehow it’s comforting to know that you occasionally don’t know what to write about. Way to bring it home during crunch time!
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I’ll blame it on the Wall Street Journal for not having much fodder for me to work with this week… ๐
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Well done!
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Thanks!
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Jim, hold onto those gently used gems. Someday theyโll be worth something … also, brilliant little nuggets of writing.
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Thanks, Michael. That those used items would be worth something is a disturbing thought. ๐
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For anthropology purposes, of course. ๐
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Of course. What was I thinking.
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ha! these are your brain on fire and under deadline )
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More like brain not fully engaged!
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or that……)
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๐
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I like the story, but loved the poem. Stay safe!
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Thanks, Brad. You too!
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Love it! Your story is MUCH better than Hemingwayโs. ๐๐
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mine is cruder, and not as sad… ๐
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Story: “For sale. Toilet paper. Gently used.”
Me: ๐คข๐คฎ
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that was the reaction I was going for ๐
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๐๐๐
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Great stuff. Can’t believe the photo though. I hope these people feel embarrassed when they see themselves in photos and videos.
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My guess is that these people have no shame…
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Sadly. I think you’re right. They probably love their five minutes of fame, however gained.
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I just read that Costco will no longer accept returns of toilet paper… Iโm assuming not for the gently or otherwise reasons… But to let people know that they canโt hoard now and in times of plenty return the palettes of toilet paper with no consequence. Good for Costco!
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I was happy to hear about Costco’s decision as well, particularly with respect to gently used toilet paper… ๐
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Omg haha that six word story is such a good one!!
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thanks, Pooja! it’s amazing what thoughts pop into your head when it’s late and you’re desperate!
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Mission Accomplished! Never say never!!
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nice to have these shorter options available in a pinch! thanks for reading all my posts this morning!
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Ha, I love โHaikuโ
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yes, short and sweet!
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